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Nude and burly orcs galore! Me neither. But now you can, with House Party! House Party is a throwback to the 80s style adventure games of which Leisure Suit Larry was born , but updated with some modern trappings like 3D graphics and actual recorded voice lines. Or just trying to pick up chicks. Or sleep with you. You play as an absurdly buff massage therapist who has a perfectly healthy dating life. You go on perfectly normal dates with perfectly normal ladies where you will often be asked to display your professional knowledge by offering perfectly chaste massages.

Some of your potential dates include a werewolf, a talking cow, a tiny fairy, and a jar of mayo. And I can say with all honesty that jar of mayo is one classy lady. Notable accomplishments include a human centipede reference and erecting a finger via electrical outlet.

None of which is suggestive of anything. For those looking for a little more 'adult' material in their Candy Crush knockoff, HuniePop is the game for you. The tiles you match will provide your date with a different experience, with some dates preferring an evening of fun and excitement while others prefer a night where you sit and talk about your childhood. Each woman may start off fully clothed, but as you play the game and unlock costumes, everyone can become significantly under-dressed.

Or dressed as a French maid. The longer you hold it there, and the more you wiggle it around, the more… um. Stuff happens? And I mean that in the unfortunate medical event way and not the sexual euphemism way. To begin you pick your dad. Dad can either be white, brown, or Viking. Your objective is to direct your kid to shower with his respective dad. The game ends when he stumbles into the shower of the wrong dad and suffers an awkward but culturally expanding experience.

This game is, without a doubt, the most fun you can have with your dad. That is, unless you decide to play a regular game with him and avoid having any uncomfortable conversations about your hobby, gaming, and why it has so much to do with showering.

Look no further - all the information you could need about House of Ashes is found in this convenient guide, including walkthroughs and collectables. The subtext of this seemingly innocent quest, on the other hand, requires a bit of life experience to appreciate.

Just ask Soulja Boy. In Braid, reversing the clock solves a series of mind-melting puzzles and, at the same time, symbolizes the haunting power of regret. If the protagonist could try everything over again - correct his past mistakes - would the Princess return? Would she ever have left? If he could slow down the world, or lead two lives at once, would that somehow help reclaim her? We all wish we could erase our errors, or go back and try a different path in life, with the simple press of a button.

Braid capitalizes on this universal longing and, without spoiling the end, also preys on it. Current page: Page 1. Get the best gaming deals, reviews, product advice, competitions, unmissable gaming news and more! Videogame definition of "mature": Shits, tits and gibs. Some of them will catch you unawares and take your hard earned loot. Other dedicated individuals might infiltrate a clan and destroy it from within. Political intrigue, backstabbing, and stealing are all part of the experience, so get accustomed to it and always fly safe.

Look no further than The Nameless One for an example of a seriously tormented individual. At the beginning of the game, he has amnesia.

As you progress through the story, you uncover pieces of his past and find out that he has multiple incarnations. The key to it all? His ability to escape death was so that he could atone for an unknown, yet horrible, crime.

Depending on the ending you choose, The Nameless One can finally die and face his punishment, or the reincarnation cycle can begin anew. No pressure. Our next community pick is a real throwback, with adult themes on a decidedly lighter note. But at least this is one of the first picks in which no one dies. Current page: Page 1. Topics Gaming. See all comments 9.

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